The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot (1991)

Billy West: Stimpy

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Quotes 

• [having heard about a contest where the winner appears on "The Muddy Mudskipper Show," Stimpy writes a poem about Gritty Kitty Litter, the show's chief sponsor] 

  Stimpy : [writing]  Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick / It fits my cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love to pour it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It ne'er offends my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers twitch...

  Ren : [mockingly]  It stays crunchy, even in milk.

  Stimpy : [gasps excitedly then continues writing]  It stays crunchy, even in milk / I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope / But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,

  [blinks happily] 

  Stimpy : I shall never mope.

• Ren : [after finishing writing a poem for the "Muddy Mudskipper Show", Stimpy walks to the mailbox to mail his letter followed by Ren]  Where are you going? I tell you these contests are a scam; nobody ever wins them! Don't be a sucker.

  Stimpy : [whines]  But I wanted to meet Muddy Mudskipper...

  Ren : Oh, you idiot! He's just a cartoon character. Not real. Not flesh and blood like WE! I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real. They're... they're, eh... they're... puppets!

  Stimpy : [in fright]  EEEHH!