Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Morpheus (2006)

Claudia Black: Vala Mal Doran

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• Major General Hank Landry : Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you.

  Vala Mal Doran : I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?

  Richard Woolsey : What? That's- General, I-I can assure you...

  Vala Mal Doran : Well, I would have even considered playing along, but some of his requests were, well, a little unusual, even for me.

• Vala Mal Doran : Question two: "You are in the desert. You see a tortoise lying on his back in the hot sun. You recognize his plight but do nothing to help. Why?" Hmm. Why?

  [Thinks, then writes] 

  Vala Mal Doran : Because... you... are... also... a tortoise.

• Vala Mal Doran : I still think it's cause for celebration. So I say we go out, have lunch, and I'll pay.

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Pay with what, exactly?

  Vala Mal Doran : Well, Daniel will cover me until I get my share of the loot.

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : Loot?

  Vala Mal Doran : Yeah, from all the treasures we're going to bring back from our off-world travels. What, I have to wait until I'm off probation before I start collecting?

• Vala Mal Doran : You're in a desert. You're walking along in the sand when all of a sudden... you look down and see a tortoise... .