Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Morpheus (2006)

Ben Browder: Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell

Quotes 

• Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : This place is deader than a Texas salad bar.

• Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : I am starting to regret staying up late to watch Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo last night. Check that, I regretted it almost immediately.

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : Unfortunately, what we didn't get were any corresponding gate addresses, and the process of going through that library page by page looking for clues could have potentially taken years. So I knew we were gonna have to narrow the search parameters a little. That's when it hit me. Sir Gawain.

  Cameron Mitchell : Wasn't he one of the knights who says 'Ni'?

• Vala Mal Doran : I still think it's cause for celebration. So I say we go out, have lunch, and I'll pay.

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Pay with what, exactly?

  Vala Mal Doran : Well, Daniel will cover me until I get my share of the loot.

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : Loot?

  Vala Mal Doran : Yeah, from all the treasures we're going to bring back from our off-world travels. What, I have to wait until I'm off probation before I start collecting?

• Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Compliments of Doctor Lam. We have dextroampheta-something, moto-whatchamacallit, uh, caffeine pills, and good old fashioned coffee.

  [Grimsby grabs a handful of caffeine pills and starts taking them] 

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Go easy there, Grimsby!

  Grimsby : How long you been awake for?

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : I dunno. What, twenty four hours?

  Grimsby : Yeah, talk to me when you get to forty.

• Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Yeah, I was getting worked up, cussing at Teal'c, telling him to "go on, leave me." Must have been... 20 minutes before I realized he had gone, and I was sitting there talking to myself.