- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I got it! I made the connection. Sir Gawain to Gwalchmei, Culhwch, and Olwen. Verus Gen Bree.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [to Cameron] And you say *I'm* hard to understand.
- Major General Hank Landry: Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you.
- Vala Mal Doran: I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?
- Richard Woolsey: What? That's- General, I-I can assure you...
- Vala Mal Doran: Well, I would have even considered playing along, but some of his requests were, well, a little unusual, even for me.
- Vala Mal Doran: Question two: "You are in the desert. You see a tortoise lying on his back in the hot sun. You recognize his plight but do nothing to help. Why?" Hmm. Why?
- [Thinks, then writes]
- Vala Mal Doran: Because... you... are... also... a tortoise.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I am starting to regret staying up late to watch Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo last night. Check that, I regretted it almost immediately.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Unfortunately, what we didn't get were any corresponding gate addresses, and the process of going through that library page by page looking for clues could have potentially taken years. So I knew we were gonna have to narrow the search parameters a little. That's when it hit me. Sir Gawain.
- Cameron Mitchell: Wasn't he one of the knights who says 'Ni'?
- Vala Mal Doran: I still think it's cause for celebration. So I say we go out, have lunch, and I'll pay.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Pay with what, exactly?
- Vala Mal Doran: Well, Daniel will cover me until I get my share of the loot.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Loot?
- Vala Mal Doran: Yeah, from all the treasures we're going to bring back from our off-world travels. What, I have to wait until I'm off probation before I start collecting?
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Compliments of Doctor Lam. We have dextroampheta-something, moto-whatchamacallit, uh, caffeine pills, and good old fashioned coffee.
- [Grimsby grabs a handful of caffeine pills and starts taking them]
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Go easy there, Grimsby!
- Grimsby: How long you been awake for?
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I dunno. What, twenty four hours?
- Grimsby: Yeah, talk to me when you get to forty.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, I was getting worked up, cussing at Teal'c, telling him to "go on, leave me." Must have been... 20 minutes before I realized he had gone, and I was sitting there talking to myself.
- Vala Mal Doran: You're in a desert. You're walking along in the sand when all of a sudden... you look down and see a tortoise... .