It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie Gets Crippled (2006)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
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Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : You don't snoop and sneak and appear from behind cars!
Frank Reynolds : I'm sorry, I had something important to tell you guys.
Dennis Reynolds : We just ran over our friend with a car, what could be more important than that?
Frank Reynolds : Try this on for size... You're mother's dead.
Dee Reynolds : ...What?... Oh, no...
Frank Reynolds : ...No, she's not dead. We're getting divorced though.
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[Dee pulls out a stuffed toy elephant]
Dennis Reynolds : Mr. Tibbs.
Dee Reynolds : Oh, is that it? Is that Mr. Tibbs? Is that what they call you? They call you Mr. Tibbs.
[Dee rips off Mr. Tibbs' head]
Dee Reynolds : What do they call you now?
Dennis Reynolds : Whatever. I don't care.
Dee Reynolds : Huh.
[Dennis turns away and silently gasps]
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Dennis Reynolds : Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?
Dee Reynolds : Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people
Dennis Reynolds : Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank.
Dee Reynolds : How come you get to pick and choose?
Dennis Reynolds : It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't.
Dee Reynolds : You're a woman and you're weak.
Dennis Reynolds : That doesn't make any sense
Dee Reynolds : You don't make any sense.
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Dee Reynolds : What's going on down there?
Wayne : Those two guys are pretending to be disabled and kicking each other's asses.
Dee Reynolds : What a bunch of scumbags.
[Dee drags herself away in her back-brace and crutches]
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Dennis Reynolds : What did you say about the money?
Frank Reynolds : I'm giving it all away.
Dee Reynolds : That is a very stupid thing to do.
Dennis Reynolds : You're a very stupid, stupid man.