- George McDiarmid: [While booking a holiday NOT in Switzerland] Wait a minute, that's in Switzerland isn't it?
- Travel Agent: It's in Greece
- George McDiarmid: Alright is Greece in Switzerland?
- Travel Agent: No
- George McDiarmid: Ok, well can you get to Switzerland from Greece?
- Travel Agent: Of course!
- George McDiarmid: Right deals off
- [Dings the travel agents bell]
- Travel Agent: Err, what about Jamaica? That's a long way away from Switzerland.
- George McDiarmid: How long way?
- Travel Agent: It's an entirely different continent.
- George McDiarmid: We'll take it. Pay the man Don!
- Airport Tannoy: British Airplanes flight BP367 to Jamaica is now ready for boarding. We apologise for the two week, three day delay, this is due to a reason.