Codename: Kids Next Door (TV Series)

Operation P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E./Operation K.A.S.T.L.E. (2004)

Ben Diskin: Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Guard #2

Quotes 

• Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr. : Man, that King Sandy's got weird taste in girls.

  [Numbah 3 hits him with her weapon as the screen goes black] 

  Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr. : Ow!

  [Numbah 2 is hit again] 

  Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr. : Ow! What'd YOU hit me for?

  Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4 : Nothin'.

• Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr. : [in a detective narrative]  I was in my office enjoying a delicious slice of Nurse Claiborne's apple crumble when *she* came in. Her voice was like a thousand violins...

  Numbuh 86 : [screeching]  Hoagie Gilligan!

  Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr. : ...Being played by a monkey.