- Mushi Sanban: What do you mean, you're not pretending? She can't get married for real. She's like ten years old!
- King Sandy, Knight #2: Argh! That's it! That's it! That's it! KNIGHTS! Throw this wedding crasher into the dungeons *forever*!
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Man, that King Sandy's got weird taste in girls.
- [Numbah 3 hits him with her weapon as the screen goes black]
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Ow!
- [Numbah 2 is hit again]
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Ow! What'd YOU hit me for?
- Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Nothin'.
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [in a detective narrative] I was in my office enjoying a delicious slice of Nurse Claiborne's apple crumble when *she* came in. Her voice was like a thousand violins...
- Numbuh 86: [screeching] Hoagie Gilligan!
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: ...Being played by a monkey.