- Vivian Cavender Harmon: No Arthur, not A cow, COW.
- Maude Findlay: COW, Congress Of Women, COW.
- Dr. Arthur Harmon: Well I must say, it's named appropriately.
- Maude Findlay: I know Arthur, we formed COW to get equal rights from its male counterpart...
- [Deadpan]
- Maude Findlay: Bull.
- Dr. Arthur Harmon: My first wife Agnes would never have gone out and left the house the way you did.
- Vivian Cavender Harmon: No, the only way Agnes could get out of the house was to DIE!