Married... with Children (TV Series)

Have You Driven a Ford Lately (1987)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al : Steve, let's go for a ride in the Mustang. Just sit and look cooly out the window and we'll pretend these

  [their wives] 

  Al : are our mothers.

• Al : Hello? Dr. Mustang. You got the ornament?

  [to Peg] 

  Al : He got the little horse.

  Peggy : [sarcastically]  Yee-ha.

  Al : [on the phone]  You got yourself a deal. I'll send the check in the morning. Best to Mrs. Mustang.

• Al : Look at it, Steve, it's a virgin. There has never been a cigarette in that ash tray.

  [Peggy sticks her cigarette into the ash tray as she walks in] 

• Al : You know, I wish Bud lived far away so I could call him.

• Al : Bud, if you're gonna be late... call?

• Peggy : How many beers have you had tonight, Al?

  Al : I don't know.