Married... with Children (TV Series)
Nightmare on Al's Street (1987)
David Garrison: Steve Rhoades
Quotes
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Steve Rhoades : Al, I'm horny. What are you gonna do about it?
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[there is a knock at the door]
Al Bundy : Who is it?
Steve Rhoades : Steven Bartholomew Rhoades.
Al Bundy : Bartholomew?
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Steve Rhoades : [after Marcy runs into the bathroom again] All right, that's it! Look, I've asked more than a couple of women to go to bed with me in my time and while I admit some of their responses may have been somewhat... cruel, not very many jumped up and stuck their heads in the toilet. Now something strange is going on here and I demand to know what it is. Don't toy with me, Marcy. I'm horny and I've been to Buffalo.
Marcy Rhoades : [comes out of the bathroom] Well, okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to get angry.
Steve Rhoades : Fine.
Marcy Rhoades : Well, it's like this...
[Marcy tells Steve about her dream]
Steve Rhoades : AL?
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Steve Rhoades : I'm gonna have sex, Al.