- [there is a knock at the door]
- Al Bundy: Who is it?
- Steve Rhoades: Steven Bartholomew Rhoades.
- Al Bundy: Bartholomew?
- Peggy Bundy: [Kelly enters holding a pizza box under her arm] Kelly, you know that's not the way to hold a pizza.
- Kelly Bundy: Mom, have you ever tried to carry one of these things sitting on the back of a Harley going sixty while trying to hold on to a fat guy who's wearing nothing but chains and black leather?
- Peggy Bundy: Yes I have, and that is not the way to do it.
- Steve Rhoades: [after Marcy runs into the bathroom again] All right, that's it! Look, I've asked more than a couple of women to go to bed with me in my time and while I admit some of their responses may have been somewhat... cruel, not very many jumped up and stuck their heads in the toilet. Now something strange is going on here and I demand to know what it is. Don't toy with me, Marcy. I'm horny and I've been to Buffalo.
- Marcy Rhoades: [comes out of the bathroom] Well, okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to get angry.
- Steve Rhoades: Fine.
- Marcy Rhoades: Well, it's like this...
- [Marcy tells Steve about her dream]
- Steve Rhoades: AL?