- Toby: He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous.
- Hazel: No, because you're not telling him.
- Sean Cameron: Why? It's just some stupid dare.
- Jimmy: Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare.
- Sean Cameron: That's great, Hazel... very evolved.
- Hazel: Hey, I don't make the rules.
- Sean Cameron: No, you just follow them.
- Principal Daniel Raditch: [steps on the keys in the hallway, picks them up] Just tell me who took the keys!
- [everyone just sits there silently]
- Principal Daniel Raditch: Ok, fine, you all have Saturday detention for the next 3 weeks! I'm trying to do the right thing here. Help me out!
- Jimmy: Mr. Raditch...
- Toby: I did it. I took the keys.
- Principal Daniel Raditch: Toby, I'm disappointed, but I appreciate the honesty. Go home, all of you. Enjoy your weekend. Detentions over.
- Principal Daniel Raditch: [caught Jimmy, Hazel, and Toby playing a roundup] Sorry to crash the party.
- Principal Daniel Raditch: Good morning, students. Glad you all could make it on a beautiful Saturday. But, don't look like you had much choice. Welcome to detention. No talking. No chewing gum
- [Jimmy takes the gum out of his mouth]
- Principal Daniel Raditch: . No getting up. No feet on the table
- [Sean puts his feet down]
- Principal Daniel Raditch: . No doing your nails.
- [turns around to Toby trying to eat his banana]
- Principal Daniel Raditch: No eating until I say. There is 1 bathroom pass which you must carry with you.
- [Takes Toby's banana]
- Principal Daniel Raditch: You get 1 half hour for lunch, with the rest of the time spent doing homework. This is the time to reflect on past behavior. I am all eyes, all ears.
- [Sean burps at Raditch]
- Principal Daniel Raditch: .