Goosebumps (TV Series)
The Girl Who Cried Monster (1995)
Dan Lett: Mr. Dark
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Quotes
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Mr. Dark : I happen to like big meatballs!
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[after Mr. Mortman was eaten alive, the parents still have sharp teeth]
Mr. Dark : [to Lucy and Randy] Now, listen, both of you. You can never, ever let anyone know that we are monsters.
Lucy Dark : We know that.
Mrs. Dark : And we can't have any monsters in town either.
Mr. Dark : And do you know why?
Lucy Dark : Because they might tell other people about us.
[Mr. and Mrs. Dark's teeth revert to normal]
Randy Dark : And they'd be frightened, and they'd chase us away.
Mr. Dark : Or worse...
[Mr. Dark sprays Mrs. Dark's mouth with mint]
Mr. Dark : Mr. Mortman was the first monster to come around in 20 years.
Lucy Dark : [smiles] Besides us, of course.
Mrs. Dark : That's why it took so long to believe you, Lucy.
Mr. Dark : [reads his newspaper] And when you two get bigger, you're gonna get your training fangs.
Mrs. Dark : That's right. Before long, you and Randy will be able to transform just like your father and me.