Goosebumps (TV Series)

The Girl Who Cried Monster (1995)

Eugene Lipinski: Mr. Mortman

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Quotes 

• Mr. Mortman : Lucy!

  [Chuckles] 

  Mr. Mortman : Keep running, little one. I love fast food.

  [Cackles] 

• Mr. Mortman : [talking to his pet tarantulas, which he keeps in Mason jars]  It's dinner time my furry friends...

  [in a baby-voice] 

  Mr. Mortman : Ooh, aren't you hungry? Munch-munch!

  [laughs creepily] 

  Mr. Mortman : Some crunchy crickets, my little friends?

• Mr. Mortman : ...It's been so long since I've had a home-cooked meal...

• Mr. Mortman : Nice to see you again, young Randy. Will you be joining us for Reading Rangers this year?

  Randy Dark : [apprehensive]  ... Can I sleep on it?