Epic Movie (2007)
Adam Campbell: Peter Pervertsky
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Quotes
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Peter : Badonkadonk.
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Peter : Tomorrow we fight. So tonight... we party!
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Peter : [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie!
[camera shows a stick figure with hair]
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Peter : I want flabby grandma arms!
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Peter : [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...
Captain Jack Swallows : [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
[In the distance]
Captain Jack Swallows : Take that, Bitch!
Peter : [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.
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Peter : And a monobrow!
Mystique : [Does a double take] ... come again?
Peter : [Starts clapping his hands] Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow!
Mystique : Ok, ok!
[She sighs and grows a monobrow reluctantly]
Peter : And big flabby grandma arms!
Mystique : [disgusted] ... Oh!
Peter : ...Bingo wings! Like a fat blue Britney Spears!
Mystique : [Rolls her eyes, as she starts flapping her arms and begins to shapeshift]
Peter : [while drooling] ... now that's what I'm talking about...
Morphed Mystique : [She now appears extremely fat, flabby, and cross-eyed, flapping her "bingo wings" for Peter]
Peter : ...come here!
Morphed Mystique : [Disgustingly wiggles her tongue]
Peter : [Peter pulls down the now extremely fat Mystique and they start to make out and get it on]