- [first lines]
- Luigi Mario: [nervously] Oh, it's gonna get her, Mario! I can't look!
- [covers eyes and opens eyes]
- Luigi Mario: Huh?
- Mario Mario: If I had known you were gonna get this excited, I'd have never brought this Real World TV into the Mushroom Kingdom.
- [last lines]
- Mario Mario, Luigi Mario: [cheering] Go, Mighty Plumber! Go! Yeah!
- [Mighty Plumber gives a thumbs up]
- Mario Mario: Hey, can we pick heroes or what?
- King Koopa: Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises, I'm having a temper tantrum!
- Big Mouth Koopa: Hey Pop, what are we having a tantrum about?
- King Koopa: Because I just found the map I need to rob the Royal Coin Treasury of Pipe Land! And every time I try to steal something, the Mario Bros. stop me! I've gotta come up with a plan to get rid of them!