- Stripperella: I announce you foot and face. You may now kiss the bride!
- [kicks the bridesmaid in the face]
- Chief Stroganoff: She may be planning on killing them... or worse.
- Stripperella: What's worse than killing them?
- Chief Stroganoff: She may actually marry them.
- Stripperella: Err, chief. I don't think that's worse than killing.
- Chief Stroganoff: Clearly, you've never been married.
- Bernard: And we're about to give you an STD!
- Stripperella: A what?
- Bernard: STD. Secret Tracking Device.
- Leonard: I know what will cheer you up. I made you a cake in the shape of Anthony Hopkins butt. The hair is chocolate sprinkled.
- James: [gets suffocated by the Bridesmaid] Can't breathe... losing consciousness... talking... to... myself...
- [faints]