"Space Cases" We Gotta Get Out of This Place (TV Episode 1996) - Paul Boretski as Commander Seth Goddard

Commander Seth Goddard : Thelma, what's our position?

Thelma : We are on the floor, sir.
Commander Seth Goddard : Gentlemen, set course for home.

Harlan Band : Not a problem.

[long pause]

Harlan Band : Now how do you do that again?
Commander Seth Goddard : You - who are you?

Thelma : I am Thelma.

Commander Seth Goddard : Can you turn us around?

Thelma : [Nods, then walks over to the Commander, grabs him and rotates him]

Commander Seth Goddard : [bewildered] Can you turn the ship around?

Thelma : Oh I would need much bigger arms.
Harlan Band : Why do they call it the Christa?

Commander Seth Goddard : I'll ask the questions here, Mr. Band.

[turns to Thelma]

Commander Seth Goddard : Why do they call it the Christa?

Thelma : It is named after an Earth teacher who died during their early years of space exploration.

Commander Seth Goddard : Why would an alien ship be named after an Earth teacher?

Thelma : Would you like to know?

Harlan Band : Yes.

Thelma : So would I.
Commander Seth Goddard : [gesturing to the steering crystals] These things; are they part of the control system?

Thelma : I think so... but I don't remember the proper combinations.

T.J. Davenport : Is there anything you do know?

Thelma : [Nods, then turns on some country music and starts dancing around the command post]

Paul Boretski: Commander Seth Goddard