- Vala Mal Doran: The Sodan were using these devices for hundreds of years. You'd think there'd at least be a label on the side in bold print that says, "Beware, may cause deadly, extra-dimensional, radioactive, monster-causing creature to appear." Or at least "Danger" would have been nice.
- Teal'c: It is ironic that not so long ago, the mere presence of the Goa'uld on earth would have been cause for great concern.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Seriously. Who'd ever think that we'd have bigger fish to fry? Or that you'd use the word ironic in a sentence!
- Teal'c: Indeed.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: A lot of activity out here, sir.
- Major General Hank Landry: I told you, the last thing we need is for this place to turn into the O.K. Corral.
- [shots fired in the distance]
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Or a vice-presidential bird hunt.
- Major General Hank Landry: We're not going to get medals for participation.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No, sir.
- Major General Hank Landry: We win or we die.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I prefer winning.
- Major General Hank Landry: It's the only road in and out of here. Looks like we're roughing it until they get it cleared.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yes, sir, but you're a powerful Air Force General. You could order us up a chopper.
- Major General Hank Landry: We don't use helicopters for our own personal transportation, Mitchell.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Right, sir.
- Major General Hank Landry: Besides, I already checked. There wasn't one available.
- Major General Hank Landry: They're hunting elk. It's one of the only drawbacks around here.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Not a fan, sir?
- Major General Hank Landry: Well, running around the woods with a gun never seemed to me like a good way to unwind. Looking to kill some innocent creature just going about its day...
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No, I suppose not, sir. Not if your day job involves running around the woods carrying a gun.
- Vala Mal Doran: You know what's strange? I have never known a lone creature to behave so aggressively toward a large group. Mind you, I've never encountered a radioactive mutant before.
- Major General Hank Landry: We got a bunch of drunken hunters out there all hyped up looking for revenge and glory.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: So are we siding with the hunters, or the bear?
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Unfortunately, it was about an hour before my Special Forces training kicked in and I realized I was lost.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Like a fat kid in a candy store!
- Major General Hank Landry: I was a big boy in my youth; never appreciated comments like that.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yes, sir!
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [after being beaten by General Landry in chess and asked about another game] No general, I never really liked the game. If you happen to have a Playstation I'll be happy to kick your ass.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [after surprising each other in the middle of the night with weapons drawn] General, maybe I'm not the only one around here who needs to relax.
- Major General Hank Landry: I'll try not to shoot you by morning.