Matt Hill: Kevin 'Captain N' Keene

Quotes 

• Kevin Keene : Where am I?

  Princess Lana : Well, you're in Videoland. The ultimate warp zone brought you here.

  Kevin Keene : You mean like warp zone four in Super Mario Brothers?

  Princess Lana : Something like that. The legend foretold of your coming to help restore freedom to our world. That's why it gave you that super power pad and zapper.

  Kevin Keene : Me, restore freedom to Videoland? Hey, I don't even have my driver's license, yet.

• Princess Lana : You may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over. You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you?

  Kevin Keene : Sorry, your highness. But I've got to get back to MY world.

  Duke : Woof!

  Simon Belmont : Yes, well, it was very nice of you to drop by. Do come back and visit us soon. Say, in 20 years?

• Kevin Keene : [King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard have caught Princess Lana and wrapped her in a rug while Kevin knocks on her door]  Is everything alright in there?

  King Hippo : [Pretending to be Princess Lana]  Oh, y-y-yes, yes everything's just fine thank you

  Kevin Keene : Can I come in?

  King Hippo : Oh no, no go away, I'm not decent

  [laughs in a stereotypically girly laugh] 

  Eggplant Wizard : [to King Hippo]  You can say that again

  King Hippo : [to Eggplant Wizard]  Pipe down!