- Kevin Keene: Where am I?
- Princess Lana: Well, you're in Videoland. The ultimate warp zone brought you here.
- Kevin Keene: You mean like warp zone four in Super Mario Brothers?
- Princess Lana: Something like that. The legend foretold of your coming to help restore freedom to our world. That's why it gave you that super power pad and zapper.
- Kevin Keene: Me, restore freedom to Videoland? Hey, I don't even have my driver's license, yet.
- Princess Lana: You may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over. You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you?
- Kevin Keene: Sorry, your highness. But I've got to get back to MY world.
- Duke: Woof!
- Simon Belmont: Yes, well, it was very nice of you to drop by. Do come back and visit us soon. Say, in 20 years?
- Kevin Keene: [King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard have caught Princess Lana and wrapped her in a rug while Kevin knocks on her door] Is everything alright in there?
- King Hippo: [Pretending to be Princess Lana] Oh, y-y-yes, yes everything's just fine thank you
- Kevin Keene: Can I come in?
- King Hippo: Oh no, no go away, I'm not decent
- [laughs in a stereotypically girly laugh]
- Eggplant Wizard: [to King Hippo] You can say that again
- King Hippo: [to Eggplant Wizard] Pipe down!