Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Episode #7.5 (1995)

Ryan Stiles: Self

Quotes 

• [Props] 

  Ryan Stiles : [using a length of foam roll as a pair of binoculars]  That looks like a German U-boat!

  [buzzer] 

  Mike McShane : [holding up two horse-shoe-shaped objects]  No! *This* looks like a German U-boat!

• [World's Worst things to see while flipping through channels] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, that looks like me with a knife behind his...

  [Ryan suddenly does a take and looks behind] 

  Mike McShane : [as if going through adults-only channels]  Ooh, ooh baby! Ooh yeah! Oh yeah - MOM?

  Tony Slattery : [deadpan]  It's Anne Diamond.

  Mike McShane : It's the OJ Simpson trial - Year 25-26!

  Greg Proops : [impersonating John Major]  My name is John Major, and I...

  [buzz] 

  Ryan Stiles : [as if in a trance]  No, I won't turn the channel, Satan.

  Mike McShane : Hi, we're back to the Serial Killers Home Shopping Network, and look at these knives.

  Greg Proops : [as an alien]  Citizens of Earth, remain in your homes.

  [Greg cracks up] 

  Greg Proops : [as Clive buzzes him]  Send me...

  Ryan Stiles : [singing while pinching at his chest]  They're nipples, identical nipples!

  Greg Proops : [goes up as Clive, immediate buzz]  OHHHH!

  Mike McShane : And now, Episode 3 of "Corky: Diary of a Flatulent".

  [Greg laughs as Tony steps forward] 

  Tony Slattery : Oh, it's that show where Clive patronises lots of different people around the world.

  Clive Anderson : [innocently]  Don't bring Clive James into this!

  Tony Slattery : [stepping forward again]  No, I meant Clive Anderson!

  Mike McShane : It's the OJ Simpson trial. Hey, he's being defended by Clive Anderson! Ha-ha!

  Tony Slattery : Yes, we're back, and it's Round Three of Saliva Darts.

  [Tony spits]