- Paul Merton: [Clive is taking suggestions from the audience for 'Film and Theater styles' for Paul and Josie to perform] Porno...
- Josie Lawrence: [planning a prison break] Listen. I have made these guns outta squeezee bottles.
- Paul Merton: Oh I got it wrong, I've been making squeezee bottles out of guns!
- Josie Lawrence: You fool!
- Paul Merton: I've been doing lots of washing up, though.
- Clive Anderson: [scenes from a Hat] Elephants packng to go on a holiday.
- [Paul Merton and Josie Lawrence walk on]
- Clive Anderson: Packing their trunks, I suppose!
- [Paul and Josie walk back off]