Clive Anderson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Clive Anderson : [During Tag]  Oh, you bring out the worst in people, could you just be on your knees there.

  Sandi Toksvig : What do you mean I bring out the worst in people?

  Clive Anderson : Or have you been on your knees all evening?

  [laughs at his joke about Sandi's height, audience starts booing] 

  Sandi Toksvig : [goes right up to his desk]  I'm sorry, I didn't hear that, *BALDY*!

  [audience cheers, hoots and whisltes] 

  Clive Anderson : Well there it is, it's probably because she's really is too close to ground. Now can we have, eh...

  Paul Merton : Are you bald, or is your neck blowing bubble gum?

  [another burst of applause from the audience, Mike McShane steps up to shake Paul's hand] 

  Clive Anderson : I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair...

• Clive Anderson : [Film Dub - door to door salesman]  Mike, if you could be the man, Sandi you be the woman, and Paul, if you could be the dog!

  [Paul looks at Clive with a confused look on his face]