Zach Galifianakis: Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman?
Zach Galifianakis: What was it Noam Chomsky said about eating pussy?
Zach Galifianakis: If you love Barry Manilow, you're gonna love The Insane Clown Posse.
Zach Galifianakis: At what age should you tell a highway that it was adopted? I think... around seven. Because that's when they're going to start thinking to themselves, "I don't look much like the Kiwanis Club."