Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Dump of My Own (1989)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud : Where's Dad?
Peggy : In the bathroom breaking in his new toilet.
[Al walks in the living room and sits on the couch]
Peggy : How was it, honey?
Al : I don't know, Peg. I'm constipated. This is the worst day of my life. I wonder if this ever happened to Dad?
Peggy : Aww, honey. Do you want me to undercook you some chicken?
Al : No thanks, Peg. It'll take more than raw poultry to fix what's wrong with me.
[turns on TV]
TV Announcer : And now back to the rest of ABC's lineup: "Roseanne" and the Emmy winning "Thirtysomething".
[Al nods his head, picks up the newspaper and walks back into the bathroom]
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Kelly Bundy : Eat dad's socks.
Bud : Sniff His Shoes.