Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Dump of My Own (1989)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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• [Al is building a new bathroom] 

  Steve Rhoades : Al, I don't see any spot marked off for a sink.

  Al : Hey, this is a man's bathroom. You know, when you share a bathroom with a woman, or in my case Peggy, you got nylons hanging on the curtain rod, you got Nair where the toothpaste should be, a bottle of vinegar lying around. I mean, what do they do in there, make a salad? In my bathroom there's only gonna be men's things: Rolaids, Milk of Magnesia, Tums, a spot for my razor.

  Steve Rhoades : Why have a razor if you don't have a sink?

  Al : Oh, it's not for shaving, Steve. It's for peace of mind.