Married... with Children (TV Series)

'Til Death Do Us Part (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Now, this is George Washington, the father of our country.

  Kelly Bundy : I thought that was James Brown.

  Peggy Bundy : No, he's the Godfather of Soul.

  Kelly Bundy : I thought that was Don Corleone.

  Peggy Bundy : I think we've had enough for one day.

• Kelly Bundy : Daddy, do you remember my boyfriend T-Bone?

  Al Bundy : No, but he sounds delicious.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, I'll tell him you said so. Anyway, we were all down at the Harley shop, and he and his friends got into a discussion about whether there should be a limit to presidential campaign contributions. Which, of course, led to a knife fight. Oh, and, Daddy, you should be proud to know that nowadays when kids fight they say "I'm gonna waste you quicker than Al Bundy!"