Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (TV Series)

Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2007)

Lindsey Shaw: Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely

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Quotes 

• Ned Bigby : I need you to get me some clothes.

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : What?

  Ned Bigby : I'm naked and I need you to get me some clothes.

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : What? Why don't you have your girlfriend do it?

  Ned Bigby : Because I'm NAKED!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : I'm next in line to see The Wild Boy!

  Ned Bigby : I repeat: I'M NAKED!

• Simon "Cookie" Cook : I have to get on that bus or . . or...

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Or what?

  Simon "Cookie" Cook : I can't tell you! It might jeopardize my secret identity.

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird costume I heard about.

• Ned Bigby : So, maybe we should go out. You know, boyfriend-girlfriend, more than friends?

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : [as the two hold hands]  Hand holding, talking all night, heart-shaped candies on Valentine's Day?

  Ned Bigby : I'm ready if you are.

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Bring it on.

  [They share a romantic kiss] 

  Ned Bigby , Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : [in unison]  Best field trip ever.

• Simon "Cookie" Cook : What do girls like most in a boy?

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Honesty, a sense of humor...

  Simon "Cookie" Cook : No, superhero. Lois Lane loves Superman. Mary Jane loves Spider-Man. And Lisa will love...

  [reveals symbol inside of his shirt] 

  Simon "Cookie" Cook : The Steel Eagle! The Steel Eagle fights for justice, protects the class on field trips, and will impress Lisa so much she'll get pizza with me and we'll live happily ever after.

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Or, this is a sign that you have finally lost your mind.

• Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : [about Ned taking the heat for her]  He saved me!

• Ned Bigby : [from inside the room]  Are you NUTS?

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Well, that's all they had at the gift shop.

  Ned Bigby : I'm supposed to meet Suzie for lunch! What am I gonna tell her? "I saw the Wild Boy skirt, and I just had to have it?"

  [cut to him and Suzie] 

  Ned Bigby : Then I saw the Wild Boy skirt, and I said, "I just have to have it."