The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Citizen Ghost (1986)

Lorenzo Music: Dr. Peter Venkman, Spectral Peter

Quotes 

• Peter Venkman : Ok, where is he? Where'd he go?

  Ray Stantz : [under the car]  Where'd who go, Peter?

  Peter Venkman : You know, the green guy, the little spud, the, eh... whatever he is...

  Ray Stantz : Who? What? Where?

  Peter Venkman : Never mind, just keep your eyes open. That thing's a menace...

• Peter Venkman : [Hears Slimer]  What the heck is that?

  Winston Zeddmore : Can't be the plumbing, I just fixed it.

• Peter Venkman : Why do I say things like that? I always get in trouble.

• Egon Spengler : [checking the equipment. Egon notices Peter's not paying attention]  Transwarp drive?

  Peter : [yawning]  Check.

  Egon Spengler : Aha! Caught you. We don't have a transwarp drive.

  Peter : If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?

  Egon Spengler : I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.

  Peter : Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.

• Winston Zeddmore : So who's gonna be the one to do it? Who can we afford to lose?

  Peter : [sing-song voice]  Oh, Janine?

  [Janine threatens to throw a potted plant at him] 

  Peter : Just kidding, just kidding!

• Cynthia Crawford : You must be Dr. Peter Venkman.

  Peter Venkman : [sighs]  Well if I must, I must, but I'd much rather be...

  Cynthia Crawford : If you don't mind, I've already driven off that bridge once already.

• Cynthia Crawford : An... and this must be Slimer.

  Slimer : Well if I must...

  Peter Venkman : Skip it, Slimer, she's heard it.