- Clive Anderson: [before "Superheroes"] So what sort of superhero do you think he'd be- not the regular one...
- [an audience member shouts, "Useless Man!"]
- Clive Anderson: Useless Man.
- [another audience member shouts, "Caterpillar Man!"]
- Clive Anderson: Caterpillar Man, is like, I think, gives him more to play with, 'cause useless is... kinda what he is. But anyway... no, I didn't mean that. Caterpillar Man. So Caterpillar Man's very good. Now what sort of problem is he dealing with? The whole world is doing what, do you think?
- [an audience member says, "Pants are too small."]
- Clive Anderson: Pants are too small... funny thing, have we ever done that?
- Greg Proops: If we HAVE, I'm sure it was fraught with hilarity.
- Clive Anderson: Well, with that challenge, let's go ahead. So, pants are getting too small. You are...
- Greg Proops: Which one am I?
- Clive Anderson: You're Captain Caterpillar.
- Greg Proops: Captain Caterpillar.
- Clive Anderson: And you can bring, you can bring elements of Captain Useless as well, if you want.
- Greg Proops: Listen, I'll do Captain Caterpillar, and you can just sit there and be Useless Man like usual.
- Clive Anderson: Oh, you're winning tonight, I can see. Okay, you might metamorphose into something, but anyway...
- Greg Proops: Isn't it about time to make some sort of inappropriate American reference here?
- Clive Anderson: Not yet, you do the show. Come on.
- Greg Proops: Thanks.
- Clive Anderson: Yank.
- Greg Proops: I can take a few hits, if you...
- Clive Anderson: [shouting] Get on with it, Greg!