- Dr.Julius No: As you can see, my young friend, it is a very powerful laser.
- Horace 'IQ' Boothroyd: Oh, you must have an awful electric bill.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: It's... a lighter than air experiment.
- Mr.Bradford Milbanks: But when are you doing something with ice cream, Leiter?
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: [hesitating] Right, this is it.
- Mr.Bradford Milbanks: [perplexed] Oh, well... carry on.
- Dr.Julius No: [seeing that James, IQ and Sarah have boarded the vulture] It's that blasted Bond again! And worse, young Boothroyd!
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [to Mr.Milbanks] Let me show you who the real genius is at Warfield.
- [Trevor uses his remote control, but activates the lawn sprinklers instead of the van, soaking everyone]
- Everyone: Trevor!
- Mr.Bradford Milbanks: Noseworthy! Turn off the sprinklers right now!
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: I'm trying, Mr.Milbanks, I'm trying!
- Phoebe Farragut: [amused] Poor Trevor. Mr.Milbanks is really mad.
- James Bond Jr.: At least that device will help Mr.Milbanks... cool off.
- [Mr.Milbanks is still getting sprinkled with water]
- Dr.Julius No: I wanted Major Boothroyd! This is his grandson!
- Spoiler: Well, how am I supposed to know? They don't come with labels on 'em!