Married... with Children (TV Series)

Born to Walk (1987)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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Quotes 

• Al : Hey, Steve?

  [chuckles] 

  Al : You know that two feet, three inches? Well, it was just big enough that a cop spotted me and gave me another ticket for a broken tail-light.

  Steve : Well, I warned you, Al.

  Al : [chuckling]  Yeah, oh yeah. You know, me and you just have to go hunting one day. Yeah, I'll get you a pair of antlers to wear.

• Steve : [looking through the booklet]  Ooh, these tests are brutal. Ooh, here's one they'll never get me on again: how many feet in advance do you have to signal before making a turn in a business or residential area?

  Al : Who cares?

  Steve : A cop in a business or residential area.

• Al : How would you like to increase your money 20-fold.

  Steve : I already did. I bet you wouldn't pass your driving test.

• Steve : Peg, you got the greatest husband in the world.

  Peggy : Why? What happened to Al?