Married... with Children (TV Series)

If I Were a Rich Man (1987)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• [the radio plays during a view of the empty Bundy household] 

  Announcer : And on a local note, tragedy was narrowly averted moments ago, when a sobbing woman and her two hysterical children were talked down from a ledge on the Sears Tower. It's believed to be the first family suicide attempt in Chicago history. The woman was quoted as sobbing: "Shoes! He sells shoes!"

  Al : [enters]  I'm home!

• Al : Peg, kids, get ready to torture me - I'm home.

• Al : Got the whole house to myself. It's like I died and went to...

  Peggy Bundy : [Peggy enters]  Hi Al.

  Al : Hell.