- Marcy: It's just that I can hardly believe that I'm now mrs...
- [Stalls, and turns towards Jefferson]
- Marcy: Darling. What's your last name?
- Jefferson: D'Arcy
- Marcy: [Turn slowly back towards Peggy] ... Marcy D'Arcy... I'm now MARCY D'ARCY! What have I've done. Maybe I should start wearing little dresses with dots on them
- Jefferson: I saw a woman come over here. Are one of you my wife?
- [notices a distressed Marcy, a pleased Peggy and a bored Kelly]
- Jefferson: [takes Kelly] Come on sweetheart, let's go back to bed.
- Kelly: Bye, daddy.
- Peggy: [takes Jefferson's hand] No, no, no, no. You've made a mistake. I'm your wife! NOW we can go back to bed.
- Marcy: Oh, shut up! It's me, it's me!
- [Al let slip at Jefferson and Marcy's wedding that he was in prison]
- Jefferson: Listen, Al, I just dropped by to thank you for utterly betraying my trust. It was malicious and foul, but I think it's gonna turn out to be a blessing. I mean, it helps get our marriage off on an honest, healthy, harmonious start.
- Marcy: [off-screen] JEFFERSON D'ARCY! GET YOUR LYING, INMATE ASS OVER HERE *NOW*!
- Al: [on phone] Yeah, I want to cater a wedding. I'm expecting about 60 people, so I'll need about 2 pounds of cold cuts... Yeah, what's your cheapest price?... Uh-huh, and what kind of animal would that be?... Well at 12 cents a pound, that's pretty steep... Well, anyway, can you throw in some beaks and claws?
- Marcy: It's just that I'm married, and I don't know my husband.
- Peggy Bundy: Who does and who wants to? Look at him! He's gorgeous! I say, saddle up, ride, and if he breaks a leg, shoot him!