Married... with Children (TV Series)

Who'll Stop the Rain (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : Al, just call a roofer.

  Al : There. Right there, Peg, is the problem with America. We've lost our spirit of self-reliance. Something's broken, call someone. Something's leaking, call someone. One of the kids suffers a ruptured appendix, call someone. Whatever happened to rugged American manhood?

  Bud : Well we don't know yet, Dad. Kelly's tests haven't come back from the lab yet.

  Kelly : Chew Dad's socks!

  Bud : Eat Mom's food!

• [Al is getting readly to fix the roof] 

  Al : OK, whose going up with me besides Bud?

  Bud : Dad, anyone who would go up on that roof with you during a lighting storm would have to be a complete idiot.

  Kelly : Oh, No! I'm not going up there either.

• Al : One finger is all a real American needs.

• Al : Dad used to say, "Rain is the sound of angels flushing."