Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Worst Noel (1993)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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• Al Bundy : Marcy, are you having a Christmas party this year?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Nope, sorry. Uh, by the way, can I borrow some ice?

  Peggy Bundy : Sure, help yourself.

  Al Bundy : You know, it's a damn shame you're not having that Christmas party. I had a good time at that last one. Remember, I got 95 cocktail weenies in my mouth?

  Marcy D'Arcy : [sarcastically]  Yeah, that was real funny, Al.

  Al Bundy : You know, I would have got 96 in there if I didn't have to sneeze. Hey, you remember the look on your boss's face? Ah, I wish you were having a party, I really enjoyed it. It's a shame, too, because I've got a whole new batch of dwarf jokes this year.

  Marcy D'Arcy : That makes me all the sadder that we're not.