The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Men's Night on the Mountain (1995)

Bob Bainborough: Dalton Humphrey

Quotes 

• [Red tries to get Dalton to guess the word 'Sensitive.'] 

  Red Green : All right... aware.

  Dalton Humphries : Sober.

  Red Green : Touchy.

  Dalton Humphries : Feely.

  Red Green : Touchy-feely.

  Dalton Humphries : Richard Simmons?

  Red Green : Compared to you, your wife is more...

  Dalton Humphries : Overweight.

  Red Green : Emotionally, she's more...

  Dalton Humphries : Weepy!

  Red Green : No, she notices things more, because she's...

  Dalton Humphries : Picky.

  Red Green : You would never say to your wife that she's picky, overweight or weepy because...

  Dalton Humphries : Castration?

  Red Green : The vertical hold on your television set.

  Dalton Humphries : Sensitive.