The Red Green Show (TV Series)
Men's Night on the Mountain (1995)
Steve Smith: Red Green
Quotes
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[Red tries to get Dalton to guess the word 'Sensitive.']
Red Green : All right... aware.
Dalton Humphries : Sober.
Red Green : Touchy.
Dalton Humphries : Feely.
Red Green : Touchy-feely.
Dalton Humphries : Richard Simmons?
Red Green : Compared to you, your wife is more...
Dalton Humphries : Overweight.
Red Green : Emotionally, she's more...
Dalton Humphries : Weepy!
Red Green : No, she notices things more, because she's...
Dalton Humphries : Picky.
Red Green : You would never say to your wife that she's picky, overweight or weepy because...
Dalton Humphries : Castration?
Red Green : The vertical hold on your television set.
Dalton Humphries : Sensitive.
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Red Green : We decided to go cliff diving off of Rock Reef Point. I got the application form right here. Here are the only two rules. Number one, you got to promise to go right off the top, and number two, you got to do your best to try and hit the water. Want me to sign you up there, Harold?
Harold Green : No, I don't think so, no, never, no, no.
Red Green : Good, good. That proves it's for real men only.
Harold Green : Proves it's for men like you only.
Red Green : We're a dying breed, Harold.
Harold Green : Coincidence? I don't think so.
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Red Green : [birds chirping, loon calling] Women accept who they are. Men have to prove it.
[sound of revving chainsaw, followed by crashing tree]