Korgoth of Barbaria (2006 TV Short)
Diedrich Bader: Korgoth, Henchman #1
Quotes
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Korgoth : [having drunk his elixir] Hairy balls of the gods!
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Korgoth : I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast.
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Hargon : What in the name of Balak are you doing that for?
Korgoth : [splashes pigeon crap on himself] Slather yourself in the flyer's dung, they will take you as one of their own.
Henchman : Nonsense! My grandfather smuggled parakeets for thirty years! I'll show you. Hey, you big dumb bird, look at me! I-
[gets bitten in half by the giant pidgeon]
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Gog-Ma-Gogg : Tell me, do you know of the wizard Specules?
Korgoth : I despise all weavers of the black arts. Speaking of which, could you pass the gravy?
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Gog-Ma-Gogg : Interesting heh?
Korgoth : I didn't know there would be this much talking.
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Korgoth : Hairy balls of the gods!