- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Intel looks good. We got ourselves a space train full of evil Orville Redenbacher.
- Wendy Mitchell: It's all right dear, I'm not as old fashioned as you think.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: What?
- Wendy Mitchell: [to Vala] You know, I think Cam sometimes finds it convenient to forget that I grew up in the sixties. I could tell you some stories.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No, Mom! No, please! No! We don't wanna hear your stories.
- Vala Mal Doran: I do.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No!
- Female Grad: Now, I can't remember, did you go to G.W.?
- Vala Mal Doran: Oh, I didn't attend school as much as I was sold as a domestic servant to a weapons smuggler named Fierenze. After I killed him and won my freedom, I considered my education more or less complete.
- Teal'c: We located this vessel in a field several miles from here.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We were onboard trying to override the command code when it was remotely activated and flown onto the roof of the school.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: That's right. You brought us to you.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: After that, it was a simple matter of activating Chimera. It's an Asgard holographic projection system. It made it look like we beamed in.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: And you might've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for us meddling kids.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [regarding Amy Vandenberg] She's a nice girl. I like her.
- Vala Mal Doran: Nice? She's a cure for insomnia.