- Police Inspector: He is right next to me. If I kill him, how much will you give?
- Ali: Have you ever seen anybody give you 1 crore?
- Police Inspector: No
- Ali: I'll give you 5 crores. Kill him!
- [Pandu talking to Inspector Pasupathi]
- Pandu: Your dad should have used a condom. You were born for nothing.
- Ali: We have to kill a minister. Will you kill him?
- Pandu: Yes, I'll kill him.
- Ali: On 17th, he's attending a school function. You must blow him up with a bomb.
- Pandu: What about the children?
- Ali: What children?
- Pandu: If the school children die?
- Ali: Let them die, that's my concept.
- Pandu: I'll kill the Minister but I'll won't accept children getting killed in it.
- Ali: Why?
- Pandu: There should be bo harm to children and women: That's my concept.
- Ali Bhai's Assistant: Do you know how to use a gun? You are playing with it as if you know how to use it.
- Pandu: Aren't we watching them in movies.
- Pandu's Friend: The girl lives in my neighborhood and she looks at me in a different way.
- Pandu: She doesn't know how big of an idiot you are.
- Brahmy: Take this 50 paise coin and celebrate a festival.
- Head Beggar: What festival should I celebrate? Sankranthi, Ramzan, Christmas? Atleast I won't even get a condom out of this.