Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Weighty Problem/U.S. Acres: The Worm Turns/Good Cat, Bad Cat (1988)
Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Roy Rooster
Quotes
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Jon Arbuckle : Oh, Garfield, try *not* to annoy the mailman today.
Garfield : [looking at calendar] Today's the day I annoy the *garbage* man. The mailman is tomorrow.
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Jon Arbuckle : [singing] Here's my dumbbell.
Garfield : [singing; pointing to Jon] Here's *my* dumbbell.
Jon Arbuckle : Here's my little rope.
Garfield : Here's my little dope.
Jon Arbuckle : What's wrong with a little exercise?
Garfield : What's wrong with a little extra size?
Jon Arbuckle : Maybe there's still hope.
Garfield : Nope.
Jon Arbuckle : Let's turn the place into a gym.
Garfield : I think there's something seriously wrong with him.
Jon Arbuckle : Workout! Workout! That's what it's gonna take.
Garfield : Cookout! Cookout! How about a great big steak?
Jon Arbuckle : The road to health is paved with good intentions.
Garfield : The road to the kitchen can lead to new dimensions.
Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, we're gonna get in shape!
Garfield : Fat chance! Oh, yeah!
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Jon Arbuckle : Okay, let's see how much I lost.
[Jon steps on the scale]
The Scale : You are the correct weight for your height. Your fortune is you will punish your cat for tampering with the scale earlier.
[Jon glares at Garfield]
Garfield : Ratfink scale!
[furious, Jon chases Garfield as the scale narrates]
The Scale : You will chase your cat around the living room. He will slip on the throw rug. He will swing on the chandelier, crash into the wall.
Garfield : Boy, are those things ever accurate.
The Scale : [continues] You will chase him out the front door. You will chase him down the block. And they lived heavily ever after. Ahem. The End. End. End. End.
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[Garfield is getting exhausted from jogging]
Jon Arbuckle : All right, all right. We'll rest.
[Garfield collapses]
Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, we're still in front of our house.
Garfield : Yeah, but it's a looong driveway.
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Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, I'm going to go workout.
Garfield : Good.
Jon Arbuckle : And you're going to workout with me.
Garfield : Bad.
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Jon Arbuckle : I think we should head west.
Garfield : No, I think we should go east.
Jon Arbuckle : Oh, no. You just want to go that way because it's shorter.
[Jon runs off and falls down a manhole]
Garfield : No, I wanted to go that way because there's no open manhole.