Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Long Morrow (2006)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Quotes 

• [Paris talking to a woman who signed her daughter up for Paris' SAT prep class] 

  Paris : She's got a C average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly sometimes stupid is easier. I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep.

• Paris : I don't particularly like to take on such meek, diffident cases. Do you even know what diffident means?

  [Caitlyn shakes her head] 

  Paris : That's OK. That knowledge isn't really required for the retail doughnut distribution industry.

• Paris : [to Caitlyn's mother]  Do you want your kid to spend the rest of her life behind the counter at Dunkin Donuts? Do you?

  [Caitlin's mother says "No"] 

  Paris : Because that's where she's headed - selling chocolate doughnuts and glazed fritters for 40 years to people in business suits who actually gave a crap about their academic future.