Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

The Dramatic Club (1961)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

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• Wally Cleaver : [Beaver gets the lead in the school play, then learns he has to kiss a girl on stage. He agrees on condition that his family won't attend. After the play, the questioning begins]  What happened when you kissed Vicky?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well, nothin'. I kissed her, then I climbed out of the castle window, and that was all.

  Ward Cleaver : Well, now, then, that wasn't so bad after all, was it son?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : No. But I don't think I'll ever get to where I enjoy it as much as Wally does.

• Ward Cleaver : [Beaver is describing the school play he will be in]  Well, we'll certainly all be looking forward to it. Won't we, Wally?

  Wally Cleaver : Uh, gee Dad, I uh, I think I'm doing something that night.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [skeptically]  You don't even know what night it is!

  Wally Cleaver : Well, yeah, but I, uh, I still think I'm doing something.