Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
The Dramatic Club (1961)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [complaining to his father and brother about his role in the school play] I'd rather go out on the stage in my underwear than kiss a girl!
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Wally Cleaver : [Beaver gets the lead in the school play, then learns he has to kiss a girl on stage. He agrees on condition that his family won't attend. After the play, the questioning begins] What happened when you kissed Vicky?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well, nothin'. I kissed her, then I climbed out of the castle window, and that was all.
Ward Cleaver : Well, now, then, that wasn't so bad after all, was it son?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : No. But I don't think I'll ever get to where I enjoy it as much as Wally does.
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Ward Cleaver : [Beaver is describing the school play he will be in] Well, we'll certainly all be looking forward to it. Won't we, Wally?
Wally Cleaver : Uh, gee Dad, I uh, I think I'm doing something that night.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [skeptically] You don't even know what night it is!
Wally Cleaver : Well, yeah, but I, uh, I still think I'm doing something.