Family Guy (TV Series)

Whistle While Your Wife Works (2006)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Lord of Darkness, Boston Student

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Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : I want some more of Jillian's delicious lemonade!

  Jillian : I know it's good right?

  [sadly] 

  Jillian : I just wish they didn't have to kill so many lemons to make it...

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, This is Fun!

• Stewie Griffin : [about Brian's girlfriend Jillian]  It's like she's fucking five!

• Jillian : Think about this: Have you ever seen the sun and the moon at the same time?

  Peter Griffin : [gasps]  They're the same person!

  Chris Griffin : [to Jillian]  You're brilliant!

• Stewie Griffin : Life's confusing when we grow up, isn't it, Brian? Hey, can we listen to my mix tape?

  Brian Griffin : Yeah. Go ahead.

  Stewie Griffin : [singing along to Gary Numan's "Cars"]  Brian had sex with a really dumb girl. Now he's taking his friend Stewie to get some ice cream, in his car.

  Brian Griffin : [turns off radio] 

  Stewie Griffin : Oh you're a poor sport.

• Peter Griffin : Morning, Lois, I need you to proofread this and collate it for me.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, did you Xerox your penis?

  Peter Griffin : 300 times. It's a flip book. Flip through it or you're fired.

• Lois Griffin : Oh, God, Peter let's do it. Let's do it right here, right now!

  Peter Griffin : Lois, Lois wait. Wait. Opie's right there.

  Lois Griffin : I want him to look, Peter.

• Peter Griffin : You're turning out to be a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, what the hell are you doing?

  Peter Griffin : Lois, I'm gonna come right out with it. I think it would be hot for you and me to have sex in my office.

  Lois Griffin : Oh my God. There's no way that is going to happen. You know, it's no wonder you're so far behind in your work if this is how you behave at the office...