[Thurgood is in the hospital]
County Hospital Doctor: Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode, which we belive was due to prolonged hypertension.
Thurgood Stubbs: Give it to me in English, Doc.
County Hospital Doctor: You have very high blood pressure.
Thurgood Stubbs: [still doesn't understand] Hey look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right?
County Hospital Doctor: [rolls his eyes, then talks in condescending voice] Okay... your blood is bad, especially when you get mad! And if you die, you'll be very, very sad. Okay?
Thurgood Stubbs: Now, was that so hard?