Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Lemon Aid/U.S. Acres: Hog Noon/Video Airlines (1989)

Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Roy Rooster, Binky

Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : Hi, I'd like to open a membership here so I can rent some movies.

  Clerk : [the clerk pulls out a pen and several papers]  Fine, just a few minor forms to fill out, sir. I'll need to see your driver's license...

  Jon Arbuckle : [Jon takes his out driver's license from his wallet]  Got it right here.

  Clerk : Two major credit cards...

  Jon Arbuckle : [Jon takes out two credit cards]  Two major credit cards.

  Clerk : And a picture ID...

  Jon Arbuckle : [Jon takes out his picture ID]  A picture ID.

  Clerk : And three references from neighbors...

  Jon Arbuckle : [Jon takes out the three references]  Three references from neighbors.

  Clerk : [Much later]  A letter from your third grade teacher...

  Jon Arbuckle : Here it is.

  Clerk : Photo of you in a zebra costume...

  Jon Arbuckle : Here you go.

  Clerk : Klopman Diamond...

  Jon Arbuckle : Here! When can I rent a tape?

  Clerk : Right now. Here's your rental card.

• Garfield : You shouldn't have sold the car.

  Jon Arbuckle : I know, Garfield. You're thinking I shouldn't have sold the car.

  Garfield : The kid is psychic.

• [after Jon gets his car back] 

  Garfield : I owe you an "I told you so" and you owe me lunch.

  Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, you owe me an "I told you so" and I owe you lunch.